D’Zoom
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With physical meetings replaced by a plethora of video calls we created D’Zoom, a handy tool to which interrupts your virtual meeting by simulating a poor internet connection.
Available to everyone, D’Zoom saw particular success saving politicians from awkward faux pas, home workers from moments when they weren’t paying attention, families from the embarrassment of a ‘politically incorrect’ relative, and teachers from constant bickering and interruptions.
Extra features include a self-dressing mode to automatically add clothes, a time keeping system offering free calls to the speaking clock so users never forgot what day it was, and exit cues – interruptions from a fictional virtual housemate or colleague to help you make your escape.
D’Zoom has successfully helped cut short over 350,000,000 unnecessary conversations a week.
Ok… so it may have been an April Fools, but it still got (and still gets) plenty of mentions on Twitter and over 45,000 visits.
Testimonial
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“It’s like when you used to fake the static noises of entering a tunnel on an awkward phone call. Lots of ‘pssshh’-ing and ‘cssshh’-ing. But now all done for you by just opening the app!”
Anonymous Cabinet Member